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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 17:32

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Harvard gastroenterologist shares 4 bloat-busting tricks that actually work - Times of India
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
No go.
This supermassive black hole is eating way too quickly — and 'burping' at near-light speeds - Space
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Kristen Doute gives birth to rainbow baby with fiancé Luke Broderick - Page Six
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
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Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
"Orthorexia" Is Becoming More And More Common, So Here's What Experts Say To Know About It - Yahoo
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
What is a good alternative to the Nike Zoom Pegasus Turbo for running on asphalt and concrete?
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do old men think young women and girls would want them over guys their own age?
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Then came..
Still no good
They put up a sign reading