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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 17:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Harvard gastroenterologist shares 4 bloat-busting tricks that actually work - Times of India

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why doesn't Elon Musk know that going up against the European Union is a losing hand? Microsoft lost, Apple lost, Google lost, Facebook lost, and Amazon is losing when they tried to ignore the EU.

Next, they tried...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

No go.

This supermassive black hole is eating way too quickly — and 'burping' at near-light speeds - Space

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

Kristen Doute gives birth to rainbow baby with fiancé Luke Broderick - Page Six

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

These are the 10 open source Android apps I install on every new phone - Android Authority

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Top 1% Biotech, A Merck Rival, Plummets On A Surprise Failure - Investor's Business Daily

Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

"Orthorexia" Is Becoming More And More Common, So Here's What Experts Say To Know About It - Yahoo

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

What is a good alternative to the Nike Zoom Pegasus Turbo for running on asphalt and concrete?

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do old men think young women and girls would want them over guys their own age?

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

Then came..

Still no good

They put up a sign reading